I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't read more fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?